Monday, March 29, 2010

She's With Him?

Seriously, why are so many pairings in movies and T.V. shows featuring pudgy, mediocre to not attractive at all men with super hot chicks?!  Why in the movie industry are men allowed to look however they please , but even the women they are paired with have to spend 2 hours a day at the gym.   Lets do some real casting people.  If you have a half witted, fat, balding man, he is not going to be married to Rashida Jones, or Jennifer Aniston.  What is the purpose behind this? No one is buying that these women would ever really be with these men. Probably just because movies are written by half witted, fat, balding men.  I want justice! Or at the very least some average looking ladies being cast with Taye Diggs, and Simon Baker!  

LEAH'S PICK OF THE WEEK


Brilliantly good fun!

Byron's pick of the week

Dorian Gray



It's been many years since I've read the original novel by Oscar Wilde. My memory is fuzzy on some of the details, so I will stick to just reviewing this work of film.

First off, the casting was superb. I want to dislike Colin Firth, I try with all my being, but I just can't do it. He's too good. He plays Henry Wotton, the Lord that takes Dorian under his wing, and shows him the way of the world. Drinking, Opium, Prostitutes, Funny looking masks, all in a days fun for Mr.Wotton. Dorian, the timid protagonist reluctantly joins in. It doesn't take long for him to lose his innocence, and embrace the seedy underworld of London. Mr. Gray falls for the amateur actress Sibyl, and you start to believe, maybe this is the end to his vagrancy. But alas, he tosses her aside in a quick minute, to follow Wotton down the rabbit hole. Oh, yeah, there's a painting in there. Right. Almost forgot. But if I have to mention that "The portrait of Dorian Gray" involves a painting that captures his soul, so he can remain ever young, and unscarred, then you should read the book first.

Monday, March 22, 2010

PICK OF THE WEEK




LEAH"S PICK OF THE WEEK



This is a very cute very well done sweet comedy.  Reminds me a little of "That Thing You Do"

21st Century Action!

Hi, I'm Russel.

And you're not.

And I couldn't think of any better way to introduce myself to the blog... so I just took something from SNL's Weekend Update. Yes, for a film blog, I took something from a TV program which has only created about half a dozen bankable movie stars in its 35 years (though don't worry, Chris Parnell still gets work). I'm not here to talk about that though. Not yet.

I want to talk to you about the 21st century action move and its three main iterations. Joystick movies, docu-action and action films.

The first of which, that I'll explain and differentiate. With its jarringly quick music video cuts (you could call it MTV editing, if say, they still played music videos) and violence that takes its physics and biology from video games (people either don't get hurt nearly as much as they should, or they do and they bleed... a lot), what I like to call joystick action movies are movies you can watch with less then 50% of your brain power and still enjoy them. Mostly. Far and away your typical 21st century action movie, using that classic action template while adding technology, they are also naturally based off of video games, comics and cartoons for the most part (and otherwise come from the east and involve a large amount of wire-fu). In the early 21st century these were the main type of action movies used to create action stars to take over for Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis. Now they star Schwarzteneggar, Stallone, Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis (Live Free or Die Hard and Indiana Jones and the blah blah blah Crystal Skull).

Five For Your Consideration (among many)

The Matrix
Spider-Man (Iron Man, Batman Begins, etc.)
Men In Black
Crank: High Voltage
Transformers
aaaand... Watchmen (yes, Watchmen... Matthew Goode is pretty awesome, but he didn't do this movie any favors. Not ONE. Then again, neither did the various other things. See: giant blue penis, 99 Red Ballons, etc.)



Thursday, March 18, 2010

What Just Happened?


 Why in certain movies are we shown things that the character then forgets or chooses to have erased from their memory?  Now don’t get me wrong.  In a movie like “Bourne Identity” where the entire movie is about remembering what he forgot, or “Eternal Sunshine” it works.  We are watching a story about something being so important that they have to remember it.  On the other hand a movie like “Men in Black” or “Sphere” where they voluntarily give up their memories, of everything we just watched, I don’t get what the purpose of the movie was, other than studios proving that they can waste our time and take our money.  The worst use of this has to go to “Superman Returns” where evidently he can erase memories by kissing?!  The way it is used amounts to little more than giving your main character and hero of the story a date rape drug… What? Why would you show me that?
Maybe I am just jealous that I too can’t forget what I just witnessed... or make out with Superman.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Pick of the week

LEAH'S PICK OF THE WEEK




To see how a love story should really be told!




5 Actor's to Watch

These are several actor's to be on the lookout for in the next few years.  They all have a solid body of work, and I suspect will be breakout actors in the coming years.






You may not recognize Nate, his first big gig was as Tom Jeter on the short lived "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip", and if you have seen the episodes K&R towards the end of the season you know he has serious acting chops on top of comedic timing.  Recently he has been popping up in comedies like "The Ugly Truth" and "The Invention of Lying", but keep a lookout for him in HBO's "The Pacific".


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Coco Before Chanel

Anne Fontaine directs this biopic about the one and only Coco Chanel. It is not an expansive story following her throughout the years, but more, a very specific snippet of how Coco Chanel became “Coco Chanel”.  With Audrey Tatou starring as the ever so elegant and somewhat cold Coco, it is impossible to not enjoy the film.  She brings the steely and calculated Coco to life, all the while showing us a tragic and fragile person just underneath the surface.  You do not need to be a fan of fashion, or this iconic woman to appreciate the story being told.  It is the tale that the French do best.  A strong and stubborn woman picks herself up and forges her way to defy all odds and social classes barring her wit and her soul to make herself her own woman.
  With a very strong and likable cast, delivering witty and sometimes heartbreaking dialogue, you really do manage to feel for everyone.  Benoit Poelvoorde playing Etienne Balsan best exemplifies this, as you cannot help but enjoy every second that he is in a scene, even when he is being less than a gentleman.  I am never sure whether to give the writers or the actors in French movies credit for how well each character is developed.  It is probably a mixture of both, but the depth and humanity to each person is so much more than we usually witness in films made in the states.  I will say that while the characters and the acting was enough to make one enjoy the film, there was something lacking in the story itself.   It is a strange position to find yourself in when at the end of the movie you go, “That’s it?  That wasn’t even the interesting part.”  The film takes too much time in the beginning to take us where we need to get.  The opening scene should have either been completely cut or been expanded upon to have some sort of actual impact or importance to the rest of the film.  There is no need to show a scene when the character tells us the story of it three times in the movie.  The ending also leaves much to be desired, but that may just be me getting irritated with actual timelines and biopic timelines.  When you go on a journey with a character, seeing and feeling the sacrifices they make in dignity and in love, there is a part that feels cheated with just a nice little montage wrap up at the end. 
  The film is worth the watch for the complex and entertaining characters. I dare you to fall in love with each of them for their flaws and their strengths.  The film is beautifully shot and flows well from one scene to the next.  I feel that we would need a sequel to do the story real justice though. 


Sunday, March 14, 2010

The Pacific

If you were a fan of Band of Brothers, then be sure to tune in tonight to HBO. The Pacific airs, in all it's glory.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ring, Ring! Who's there?

How is it in movies people always know who is calling?  Even more mysterious without ever discussing a meeting place or time all the characters show up at the correct location, at exactly the right time.  Are people in movies psychic over the phone? Next time you are viewing a movie, pay attention to the inevitable scene on the  phone.  96.4% (actual statistic) of the time it will go a little something like this

*ring, ring*
Person A: Hey what's up?
Person B: Nothing much, what are you up to?
Person A: I was thinking about getting a burrito later on.
Person B: Sounds good, I'll see you there.
*click*

Oh yeah... Did I mention no one says goodbye on the phone in movies?!  What is up with that?  
Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The Nerdtastic Top 5 Film Scenes

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One of the many scenes that became funnier, the more and more you watched it. Who hasn't stood in an elevator, and reenacted this scene with friends.

Leah's Picks for Best Movie Scenes


How does one whittle down there favorite scenes to just five? Here is my best attempt to do so. These are not iconic scenes, that would be a different list. Just five scenes I personally love, not really in any particular order

5. Bar/bedroom scene between George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight". I love the editing of this scene and the voice over. Made what would be a very trite bar meeting and hook up intriguing to watch.








Why Not..

Don't we all just have opinions we have to share?  In this age of technology, we have the very special opportunity to do just that.  Cause I am pretty sure at least 10 people woke up this morning thinking to themselves, "I wonder how Sueko feels about that?" Delusional on my part?  Maybe, but I find that highly unlikely.  So I would like to give the people what they want, and since the one thing that really gets me fired up is film and television those are precisely the thoughts I shall impart.
I will also be asking my fellow film buff friends; actors, editors, and directors all, to take part.  Hope you enjoy!